"You have to be odd to be number one."

— Dr. Seuss (via wank-r)

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Anonymous said: What are your favourite colours?

I don’t really have favourite colours. I like the hue of sunrise, and I love the deepest green shades of grass. I’m sorry for sounding so pretentious, but it’s the genuine truth.

And my favourite colour to dye my hair is pink!

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kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

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tomgilby:

Katie Hopkins is a stupid, racist bitch. (Also, she doesn’t even provide sources so it’s doubtful whether the exchange actually happened. She’s probably made it up to spurt her acidic words)

Iesu grist, she’s a nasty little woman! Good god what an embarrassment to have such narrow minded people walking the earth.

tomgilby:

Katie Hopkins is a stupid, racist bitch. (Also, she doesn’t even provide sources so it’s doubtful whether the exchange actually happened. She’s probably made it up to spurt her acidic words)

Iesu grist, she’s a nasty little woman! Good god what an embarrassment to have such narrow minded people walking the earth.

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Anonymous said: Why must we give second chances to people who constantly let us down?

I suppose it must mean that we really love those people, doesn’t it?

Why must people insist on letting you down?

Bonjour. Waking up looking like a groupie.

Bonjour. Waking up looking like a groupie.

Three people I haven’t spoken to for a while started talking to me completely out of the blue tonight, and as lovely as it is to hear from them, why all now at once when I was just about to go to bed?!